Wine Sayings To Make you Smile

In my opinion, if you don’t have a sense of humor, you are missing the best part of life! I know not everything is a laughing matter. But sometimes, even in dark times, you just need a mental break. Maybe especially then. My friend Cathy passed on these wine sayings to me. So, I thought I would share.

One of my fondest memories is the time I broke my leg roller skating. I was twelve, and while I was in the emergency room my mother kept my spirits up by reading jokes from Reader’s Digest. You might remember, they have a section called “Laughter is the Best Medicine.”  It definitely helped me!

Here are some of my favorite Wine Sayings, just in case you need to dust your sense of humor off!  Read and enjoy them. And then pass them on!

Then, repeat as necessary.

And, Bonus! If you Click on any of them, you get a link to Exclusive Access to Fine Wines – Delivered to your Door. Therefore, you can be doubly blessed.

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AMEN!

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Unless you are going to need to shoot later. Or drive. In that case, do the first and not the second. All good things in time!

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Or at least make me forget about!

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What IS it with men and duct tape, anyway?? I mean, if I have to make a Honey Do list, I first have to hide the Duct tape. And THEN I post the list. And then, when he asks me where the Duct tape is…Dear in the Headlights, lol!

But I guess it is no different than women and bras. I have used mine to make a tourniquet, and to keep a hood down on a truck until I could get to the garage. And I know of more than one incident where a bra was used to fix a saddle. Works really well, in a pinch!

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I think that one was my personal favorite!

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Maybe I should join up. Just read a really good one the other day! It made a great beef stew. Get the recipe here, if you would like! I also included the recipe for biscuits. So, if you are cooking for a man, you should be all set!

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Of course, there are times when this might not be a good thing. But then there are times when it really, really is!

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I Feel better already!

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Heroes come in every form!

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At least, it contributes greatly!

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Sometimes it just keeps us from killing each other! At least, it feels that way!

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Honey, I love you both! That is why you can’t make me choose between you!

If you enjoyed these, then please drink a toast to me! Cheers! If you need some more humor today, then you can also see a few more on this page.